Korona

Sauli: "Hyvää päivää, Tasavallan presidentti puhelimessa"

Putin: "Ah, my good friend! How do ya do?"

Sauli: "Oh, it's Vlad. Hello friend. I'm fine, although they say that people over 70s are in danger"

Putin: "Oh, don't worry mate, you are like a tiger I rode in Siberia!"

Sauli: *mutisee* "... ilman paitaa..."

Putin: "And you know what's even better? I have decided to help you, my dearest friend! I have ordered my army to come to help you. Just like I did with Italy, the poor fellow"

Sauli: "Oh, Vlad, you don't have to, we..."

Putin: "Nonsense! I'm glad to help! They should be in Helsinki in any minute now!"

Sauli: "But...but..."

Putin: "No no no, my friend, I'm glad to help. Mother Russia is always warm for friends, always lending a helping hand! Tell the Marshall my regards, he's gonna visit you. Ciao!"

Sauli: "..."